i cut myself constantly shaving in the shower. i'm not sure what it is. maybe i don't change my blade enough. maybe i don't know my own strength. but every single time i shave, i have droplets of blood all over.
i know that i'm a clutz. i spill things all the time. i break dishes and glasses. i fall down on a monthly basis (usually causing some kind of a public spectacle). but you'd think i'd be more careful with my own body when wielding a razor.
eeeeeek.
i need to start making lots of money.
then i'd just get my legs waxed all the time.
i'd rather holler out in pain once every couple weeks than seeing myself bleed to death on a daily basis.
No comments:
Post a Comment